You heard it here first: Occupygate

Just as, after the Watergate episode, every scandal now ends with the nonsensical "gate", it now appears that every political or even quasi-political protest involves "occupying" something—I just read about "Occupy Flash"—referring to an obscure bit of computer technology.

So the first time one of these protest movements gets embroiled in a scandal, we'll be seeing—you guessed it—Occupygate!