Justwannaland

You've no doubt heard of Gondwanaland, the supercontinent that existed from about 500 million to 170 million years ago and contained most of what is now the southern hemisphere, along with India and Arabia.

I've now discovered that my 12 year-old son lives on a different supercontinent, called "Justwannaland."

The evidence builds daily:
"Come to dinner!"
"I justwanna win this video game."

"Time to leave for school!"
"I justwanna change my shirt."

"Get busy with your homework!"
"I justwanna see the end of this movie."

"Lights off!"
I justwanna finish this chapter.

Ah well.